Today

That’ll Be The Day, 7.30pm, Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon. £28.50. 01793 524481. Back by ever-growing popular demand, get ready to party as the UK’s favourite Rock & Roll variety production returns with another brand new show! Featuring incredible live music performances, this hugely entertaining Rock & Roll spectacular blends classic gold hits from the 50s, 60s & 70s, with bags of hilarious comedy! Celebrating an entire era of timeless nostalgia, the production is well known for its ability to make audiences return time and time again for a new experience. Now in its 33rd year of consecutive national touring, That’ll Be The Day is living proof that Rock & Roll will never die!

JobFest 2019, 2.30pm, Steam, Fire Fly Avenue, Swindon. Free. 01793 466637. Over 50 local businesses will be offering information and advice on local apprenticeships and employment opportunities currently available.

Lloyd Griffith, 8pm, Arts Centre, Devizes Road, Old Town, Swindon. £12.50. 01793 524481. After the success of his sold out 2017/18 UK tour, comedian, choirboy and host of Soccer AM, Lloyd Griffith is back on the road with his hilarious new stand-up show. Expect jokes, dubious impressions, jokes, a bit of choral singing, jokes, maybe a fact about a Cathedral, jokes and probably the story about about that time he had a toilet incident on the A46.

Murder For Two, 7.30pm, The Watermill, Bagnor ,Newbury. £16 - £29. 01635 45834. A high-energy musical whodunnit, Murder For Two is a mystery with a twist. In this loving homage to the canon of murder mystery plays, two actors play thirteen characters... and the piano. When famous novelist Arthur Whitney is found dead at his birthday party, it’s time to call in the detectives. The only problem is, they’re out of town. Enter Officer Marcus Moscowicz, a neighbourhood cop who dreams of climbing the ranks. With the clock ticking, it’s up to Marcus to prove his super sleuthing skills and solve the crime before the real detective arrives.

Valentine's Dinner, 7pm, Chiseldon House Hotel, New Road, Chiseldon, Swindon. £39.95pp. 01793 741010.

Waiting For Godot, 7.30pm, Everyman Theatre, Regent Street, Cheltenham. £15. 01242 572573. Samuel Beckett's iconic play about the struggle for purpose, the power of friendship and the hunt for a pair of decent boots.

Walking Netball, 10:30am, Croft Sports Hall, Marlborough Lane, Swindon. £3. 01793 423134. Walking Netball is a slowed down version of the game of netball, designed for anyone looking to exercise in a relaxed, supportive, friendly environment and is suitable for all ages and abilities.

Zumba with Sam, 6.30pm, Savernake Hall, Savernake Street, Swindon. A class to get you dancing.

A Song at Twilight, 7.30pm, Theatre Royal Bath, Sawclose, Bath. £23.50 - £37.50. 01225 448844. Bittersweet, hugely entertaining and full of sharp wit and repartee, A Song at Twilight is about harbouring secrets and regretting missed opportunities. Noël Coward himself made his farewell stage appearance playing the semi- autobiographical role of Sir Hugo in the West End production of the play in 1966.

Tango in Swindon, 8pm, Community Centre @ Christ Church, Cricklade Street, Swindon. £8. 07973 430352. Argentine Tango - no partner required.

Music For Dancing tea dance, 2pm, Memorial Hall, Royal Wootton Bassett, Swindon. 01793 855401. Ballroom, sequence, modern, old time and line dancing tea dance every fortnight.

Swing Dance, 7pm, The StoweAway, Staldon Road, East Wichel, Swindon. £5 per class per person. 01666 861346. Lindy Hop & Balboa, Jive.

Fitsteps, 7.30pm, St Margaret’s Centre, Kenwin Close, Swindon. 07747606501. ‘Strictly’ dance for all levels.

Wiltshire Roller Derby, 7pm, Isambard Community School, Redhouse Way, Redhouse, Swindon. £5

Cantanti, 8pm, Longleaze Primary School, Byron Ave, Royal Wootton Bassett, Swindon

Coached Swimming - Swindon Triathlon Club, 8.30pm, Link Centre, Whitehill Way, Westlea, Swindon.

Old Town Community Art Group, 10am, Savernake Hall, Savernake Street, Swindon. £3. An informal, friendly and fun art group for adults.

Sign and Sign, 10.45am, Savernake Hall, Savernake Street, Swindon. 07771 632323. Learn to help your baby to communicate before speech with this original and award winning baby signing programme.

Step Out Swindon Haydon Health Walk, 9.45am, The Haydon Centre, Thames Avenue, Greenmeadow. Opposite Morrisons, Swindon. Free. 01793 727091. A 1 hour brisk walk in the company of a friendly group of people in the Haydon Wick area followed by a tea and biscuits social at the Haydon Centre. Get fit and healthy and meet new friends.

Step Out Swindon Wroughton Health Walk, 10am, The Ellendune Centre, Barrett Way, Wroughton. Free. 01793 845746. Join us for a 1 hour brisk walk or a shorter gentle walk in the local area within a friendly group and followed by a tea and biscuits social. Keep fit and healthy and meet new friends in a safe and secure group.

Stratton Higashi Karate Club, 6.30pm, Nythe Centre, The Drive, Nythe, Swindon. 07748 878747. New students very welcome, from the age of 6 years old.

Friday 15/02/2019

Antony and Cleopatra, 7.30pm, Swindon Dance, Regent Circus, Swindon. £10 - £12. 01793 601700. The Scullions bring you deep into the decadent world of the 1920s. Antony and Cleopatra live a life of drink, drugs and fancy dress. But when news from Rome arrives, Antony must return to a life of crime. The trial they face challenges their love and ultimately changes their lives forever. Fast paced and immersive. Don’t miss this Shakespearean epic in a bold new staging this February.

Jimeoin, 7.30pm, Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon. £22. 01793 524481. An evening of world class stand-up as the Irishman from Australia brings his brilliantly observed, ever-evolving and hilarious comedy to the Wyvern, fresh from a smash-hit New York off-Broadway season with his latest sell out tour. Jimeoin is internationally acclaimed as one of live comedy’s masters, so don’t miss your chance to see this award-winning star of TV shows.

Bollywood Music Concert by Playback Singer Supriya Joshi, 6.45pm, Punjabi Community Centre, Kembrey Street, Swindon. £25 Adults, £10 Children (5-11yrs). 07725 582624. Accomplished Bollywood playback singer, Supriya Joshi, of Sa Re Ga Ma Pa fame, a doctorate (PhD) in music, with over 300 songs and 1500 live shows around the world, is coming to Swindon from Mumbai, India for a Mega Show The Valentine Dinner & Dance concert on Friday 15th Feb. This is a first of its kind event in Swindon, thanks to the host India Centre UK who is organising this prestigious event as a charity fundraiser for Swindon Hindu Temple. Supriya is a multilingual singer and renders varied genres with equal ease, be it Bollywood, Sufi, Retro or Ghazals. Supriya has lent her voice to many films and TV serials including Satya 2, Salim, Vivah, Bal Ganesha 2, Devo Ke Dev Mahadev, Balika Vadhu, Navya, Maharana Pratap and Buddha. The most recent one is her duet with Sunidhi Chauhan in the film Atishbazi Ishq. Supriya will be accompanied by a male singer and professional musicians.

ReCrafted, 12pm, The Spotlight Room, Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon. 01793 524481. Swindon and Gloucestershire Mind run fortnightly art and craft sessions for people aged 18+ which is based on recycling, reusing and recreating.

Stephen Bailey, 7.30pm, Arts Centre, Devizes Road, Old Town, Swindon. £16.50. 01793 524481. Stephen Bailey is back on tour with his brand-new show, Our Kid – a story full of Northern warmth, some working-class guilt and a bit of blue.

Vorre Music Collective, 7pm, Artsite, The Post Modern, Theatre Square, Swindon. An immersive audio-visual experience come performance featuring a loose collective of Swindon-based musicians in collaboration with artist Bill Cox.

Swindon Vixens Learning Disability Netball Club, 6pm, Dorcan Dome, Dorcan Recreation Centre St Paul’s Drive Covingham, Swindon. 01793 423134. Swindon Vixens is a Netball Club providing opportunities for females aged 17+ with a learning disability or learning difficulty to play netball in a safe, welcoming environment.

Bingo, 7pm, Bowls Club, Tanners Close, Royal Wootton Bassett. Free entry. 01249816880.

Swindon Artists’ Forum, 10am to 5pm, The Brunel Centre, Swindon. Free. 07943 382169.

babyballet Swindon, 9am, Christ Church Community Centre, Cricklade Street, Old Town, Swindon. £5.00 per class.http://www.babyballet.co.uk/3225.

Children's Ballroom & Latin Dance Class for beginners, 4.45pm, The Dance Studio, The Marsh, Wanborough. 07747606501.

Fitsteps Class, 10am, The Dance Studio, The Marsh, Wanborough. 07747606501

Sivananda Style Yoga for beginners, 6am, The Yoga Shak, Crowood House, Gypsy Lane, Swindon. £10. 07597 990223.

Youth Club, 7pm, Broad Hinton Village Hall, Yew Tree Lane, Broad Hinton. £2. 01793 731968.

Swindon Karting F1, 4pm, Swindon Karting, Wroughton, Swindon. £5. 01793 814340. Fiver Friday with karting for juniors followed by adults only at 6pm.

Tai Chi Beginners' Class, 11am, Liddington Village Hall, Church Road, Liddington, Swindon. £4. 01672 512807. Tai Chi is an old Chinese discipline which was developed to improve health, also a form of moving meditation, gently corrects posture and increases flexibility of the joints.

Walking Netball, 11am, Grange Leisure Centre, Grange Drive, Stratton St Margaret, Swindon. £3. 01793 423134. Slowed down version.

Saturday

Antiques and Collectables Fair, 10am, Memorial Hall, Station Road,Royal Wootton Bassett. Adults £1 OAP 50p Children Free. 07515 369718. Free Parking. Disabled Access. Refreshments.

Arts for All, 10am, Richard Jefferies Museum, Coate, Swindon. £5. 01793 731263. Parent and child workshop exploring and experimenting with different art styles and media in a care-free and informal environment with local mixed media artist, Suzie Simmon. Book in advance.

Bing Live!, 1pm, Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon. £17.50 - £21.50. 01793 524481. Calling all Bingsters! Bing and his friends are coming to Swindon in the first ever Bing stage show! Join Bing, Sula, Coco and Pando as they find out how to tell stories by pretending, dressing-up and singing songs. Flop and Amma are there to help, but in this magical world of make-believe things don’t always go according to plan… Don’t miss the chance to see your little one’s face as their favourite characters are brought to life in this brand-new show. Full of fun, laughter and music, Bing Live! is the perfect first theatre trip for pre-schoolers and their families. Going to the theatre… it’s a Bing thing!

Birds Behaving Badly Week February Half Term, 10am, Birdland Park and Gardens, Rissington Road, Bourton-on-the-Water,Gloucestershire. See www.birdland.co.uk for details. 01451 820480. From blood-sucking songbirds and puking penguins to stinking storks and spitting swallows, keepers at the Bourton-on-the-Water wildlife attraction will reveal revolting facts about some of the world’s baddest birds. There will be toxic talks and terrible trails highlighting the horrible aspects of natural history and visitors will also be able to meet some real feathered fiends of their own during special meet the creatures’ sessions.

Carl Hutchinson, 8pm, Arts Centre, Devizes Road, Old Town, Swindon. £14.50. 01793 524481. Geordie comedian with I Know I Shouldn’t Behave Like This… covering subjects such as buying a house to having kids, Carl takes his unique adolescent approach to grown up issues.

Family Drop-In Workshop – Lucky Lanterns, 11am, Museum & Art Gallery, Bath Road, Swindon. £3. 01793 466556. Every Chinese New Year, people celebrate the Lantern Festival. Join us in making a lantern and bring good luck to your new year! This workshop is offered on a first come first serve basis and if busy, you may have to wait a short while to take part. Some activities are unsuitable for small children. Parental guidance needed at all times.

Fawlty Towers: Gourmet Night, 7.30pm, The Spotlight Room, Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon. £40 three-course meal. 01793 524481.

Resin and Ink Workshop, 2:00pm, Richard Jefferies Museum, Coate, Swindon. 01793 731263. Come and join local artist Rosie Tozer to learn how to create the most amazing resin and ink patterns, creating a work of art to take home, treasure and admire. Materials provided - come dressed for mess. Book in advance.

Scarecrows, 9am, Roves Farm, Sevenhampton, Swindon. 01793 763939. Jump on one of our Tractor Trailer rides and spot the scarecrows are you drive around.

Tennis Xpress Course, 10.30am, Highworth Tennis Club, Highworth Recreation Centre (to the rear of) The Elms, Highworth. £54 (that's just £9 a lesson!). 07576 781857

The Hardy Plant Society – Wilts and Avon Group, 2pm, Village Hall, Langley Burrell. £3. 01225 571069. Talk by Bob Brown entitled Good plants for difficult places. Non-members welcome. Plants for sale, refreshments and raffle.

Wilts Swindon Ramblers, 10.15am, Ellendune Centre Car Park, Barrett Way, Wroughton. 01793 537472 / 07847 527556. Meet 10am Marlborough Road/Pipers Roundabout Swindon or 10.15 Ellendune Centre car park Wroughton.

Saturday Movers, 9am, Swindon Dance, Regent Circus, Swindon. 01793 601700. Tiny Movers, Little Movers and Mega Movers are classes for children aged three to 10 years, focussing on movement, musicality and fun developing creativity and imagination.

babyballet Swindon, 9am, Christ Church Community Centre, Cricklade Street, Old Town, Swindon. £5.

Coached Swimming - Swindon Triathlon Club, 4.30pm, Health Hydro, Milton Road, Swindon. Swindon Triathlon Club swim training with qualified professional coaches.

Tiny Toes ballet and modern dance, noon, Estelle School of Dance, Immanuel Church Hall, Upham Road, Swindon. Dance classes for two to four-year-old. 01793 520420.

Fight Klub® Swindon, 9am, Redhouse Community Centre, Frankel Avenue, Swindon. £7 07871 441 691. Boxing workout.

Sunday

AGM Swindon RAF Association, 3pm, RAFA Club Swindon, 41-43 Belle Vue Road, Swindon. Free for members. 07921 529599.

Commercial Dance Class for Adults, 2.45pm, Swindon Dance, Regent Circus, Swindon. £4.50 - £6.50. 01793 601700. A commercial dance class for adults led by Ross Clifton.

Back To Netball, 9.45am, Dorcan Sports Hall, Dorcan Recreation Centre St Paul’s Drive Covingham, Swindon. £3. 01793 423134. Back to Netball is ideal for beginners or if you haven’t played in a while. It’s a fun and social way to get fit and stay active.

Mid Wilts Ramblers : Snowdrops and Pewsey Vale, 10am, North Newton, Pewsey. 01249 822 175. Meet leader at car park at St James Church, North Newton at 10am. SN9 6LA. Mainly flat walk through the Manningfords to the Kennet and Avon Canal and back through Woodborough and Hilcot. Bring refreshments. 8 miles.

Musical Theatre & Commercial Dance Class for 11-16 yrs, 12.15pm, Swindon Dance, Regent Circus, Swindon. £5.25 - £7.50. For 7-10 Yrs, 11am, £3.50 - £5. 01793 601700. Both led by Ross Clifton.

North West Wiltshire Ramblers: Cotswold Villages, 9.45am, Bath Road Car Park, Chippenham. 7.5 miles/12 km. Moderate. This walk takes in the attractive Cotswold villages of Shipton Moyne, Westonbirt, Pinkney and Easton Grey, as well as a section of the ancient Fosse Way. We leave from Shipton Moyne village hall, ST 891 896 on OS Explorer 168, nearest postcode GL8 8PN, at 10.15. Please bring your lunch. Meet at Bath Road car park Chippenham SN15 2AE 01249 652860 /www.wiltsswindonramblers.org.uk

Strictly Ann, 7.30pm, Arts Centre, Devizes Road, Old Town, Swindon. £24.50. 01793 524481. An Evening With Ann Widdecombe. Sailing dangerously close to National Treasure status, one of the most outspoken politicians of our time embarks on her first ever national tour. Entertaining, enlightening and as controversial as you would expect, Margaret Thatcher and Craig Revel Horwood collide as Ann lifts the lid on life in Westminster and shares behind-the- scenes gossip from some of the nation’s best- loved programmes

The Marsh Farm Hotel Wedding Show, 11am, Marsh Farm Hotel, Coped Hall, Royal Wootton Bassett. Free. 01793 238921.

Ballroom and Latin American Dance Classes, 2:15pm, Cricklade Town Hall, High Street, Cricklade. £15. 01793 325341.

Wedding Showcase, 11am, Bowood Hotel, Derry Hill, Calne.

Wilts Swindon Ramblers, 10am, South end near Esso garage, High Street, Burbage, Marlborough. 01793 724519 / 07747 162635. Burbage Circular, via East Grafton and M&SW Railway. Meet 09.30 Marlborough Road/Pipers Roundabout, Swindon or 10am Burbage High Street.

Junior Park Run, 9am, Lydiard House & Park, Lydiard Park, Lydiard Tregoze, Swindon. Free. 01793 770401. Two kilometre run for youngsters aged 4 to 14. Please register in advance at www.parkrun.org.uk

Lacock Boot Sale, 6.30am, Off the A350 between Melksham & Chippenham, Lacock, Chippenham. Sellers £6. Buyers 50p per car. 07805 495034.

Bingo, 12pm, RAFA Club, Belle Vue Road, Old Town, Swindon. 01793 201349.

Life Drawing Workshop, 10am, Moose Hall, Eastcott Road, Swindon. £36. 07919 895 195. Supportive, non-judgemental group of artists (hobby & serious) for a full day of figurative art - once a month. www.modelled.me.uk.